Targ
May 17, 2114
Leonard Fitzmurdle’s personal log
Message decoded at 0800 hours
FitzM, old chap!
Am not in a coma.
Am trapped in the body of the boar!
Something to do with crystal orb the mysterious trader gave us as gift. You’ll figure it out, sensible fella.
Before you swap us back, please feed me truffles; I want to experience those with porcine tastebuds.
Cheers,
B
Other mentions: Targs have made frequent appearances as food, traffic hazards, pets, wedding sacrifices, toys, holonovel authors, invectives, and more (DS9, ENT, TNG, VOY)
